Cactus
A paddle-shaped plant covered in spines.
(Offensive Common)
Edibility
Finished in 4 bites.

Carbonator and Purlin:
Improves speed and reload by 5% for 10 seconds each bite.

No one seems to dislike this.
Primary
Deals 2 damage, has a 33% to cause Bleeding.
Cactus
Edible
Pointed to by... Quill