A chewy piece of metal. Dont swallow it.
(Defensive Epic)
Unique Bonus
Currently active Metal statuses among allies are extended once by 10%.
Edibility
Finished in 3 bites.

Hyper Crasher:
Consumes 50% faster

No one seems to dislike this.
Primary
Takes 10 seconds to be chewed, recovering no HP, but having a 2.5% every second its chewed to apply Meta. If already active, has a 5% every half second to extend the status by 5%.
Secondary
10% to accidentally swallow, dealing 1 damage and increasing weight by 5% permanently.
Indium
Edible
Pointed to by... Charter, Rivaltron MKII, and Rivaltron MKIII