Currently active Metal statuses among allies are extended once by 10%.

Finished in 3 bites.

Hyper Crasher:
Consumes 50% faster

No one seems to dislike this.

Takes 10 seconds to be chewed, recovering no HP, but having a 2.5% every second its chewed to apply Meta. If already active, has a 5% every half second to extend the status by 5%.

10% to accidentally swallow, dealing 1 damage and increasing weight by 5% permanently.